Funny christmas stories to print

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Laughter is the best gift anyone can give. These are my favorites. These funny Christmas stories will warm your heart and may even make your stomach hurt from laughing.

& lt; br /& gt; & lt; br /& gt; Making new memories is the best part of Christmas. Open and print these great Christmas stories tonight: 1. The Little Matchgirl by Hans Christian Andersen.

2. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. 3. Little Piccola by Nora A. Smith. 4. The Other Wise Man by Henry Van Dyke. 5. The Three Kings by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. 6. The Boy With the Box By Mary Griggs Van Voorhis. 7. Christmas Stories and Poems Long, cold, winter evenings are the perfect time to enjoy some stories with your children, and what could be better than Christmas stories!

We have gathered together a collection of Christmas stories. More Funny Christmas Stories Christmas Queue Folly. Just before Christmas I was shopping at a toy fayre in Worcester.

I glanced to my left and caught sight of a queue at the doll counter; they were waiting for the shelves to be restocked with Mattel dolls. As I looked I realised that in the queue was a good friend of mine. Free printable story included!

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And to All a Good Laugh: Surviving Christmas The Funny Way Andy Simmons Dec 15 Humor editor Andy Simmons recalls the 25+ funniest Christmas jokes, stories, and news items in this outrageous guide. Original Christmas Stories - This section will contain stories that were written by family or friends for They are copyrighted so you can't publish them on your web sites or printed materials without permission, but you can print them off to read to your family.

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Share the Christmas cheer by telling some funny Christmas stories. Merry Christmas. com and Santa presents a selection of Christmas stories, Christmas poems and Christmas jokes for you to enjoy.

Some of the Christmas stories. This is a printable Christmas story for children kindly shared with us by Artie Knapp. Just for fun, a printable Christmas story, " Santa Claus Does Not Forget".